vanehwasreal:

my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”

I have never been more distraught in my entire life

noooooooope:

i hate when you try to reblog a long text post and tumblr reblogs it as a zelda

begonece:

me and my friend were talking and-

“you mean my friend and I”

imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

kansass:

i dont get sexually frustrated i just get romantically frustrated like why isnt somebody holding my hand